男足对提升国人幽默等级的贡献 Contributions of Chinese Men's Football Teams to the Upgradation of Chinese People's Humor Level Almost every sport in China has made its progess during the past 20 years, except one--notorious men's football. The football is ill, very seriously. Then the officials try many prescription, e.g., training the young players in Brazil or employing the famous foreign coaches. However, not working. From expectations, then disappointments and finally desperations. Just like the cook is so bad that we can not take the terrible food. However, the food is not without a single virtue. It inspires our sense of humor. Therefore, you can find many funny songs, jokes, stories, drawings and even couplets on football in the internet. Even more, one restaurant invented a dish Chinese Football, and the ingredients include pettitoes and odourous bean curd (which means smelly foot). However, after laughing I might feel a little bitter. 过去的二十年见证了中国几乎所有运动项目的进步,除了声名狼藉的男子足球。男足病了,很严重。官员们试了很多药方,比如送年轻球员去巴西学习,聘用著名的外国教头等。但还是无效。 从期望,到失望,再到绝望。就像蹩脚的厨师作出了难以入口的饭菜。有人说,你不会自己去煮啊,也许你煮得更差。但是即使不会下蛋,每个人还是有评价鸡蛋质量的权利。这种糟糕的食物并非一无是处。它激发了国人的幽默感。于是,网络上便充斥着各种搞笑的歌曲,笑话,故事,绘画甚至对联。更有甚者,有家饭店推出了道菜叫中国足球,其实就是猪脚加臭豆腐,寓意自然是中国人都知道了。然而,笑完之后我还是觉得有点苦涩的味道。 最后,输球还不要紧,最可恶的当然是输人了。足球还真是有点象父母宠坏的孩子,弄到现在都不知道如何教育为好了。
梦 幻 欧 洲 杯 激情四射、变幻莫测,这就是足球,这就是欧洲杯! 今天凌晨的 土德之战 ,虽然突厥弯刀没能阻挡住日尔曼战车,结果与本人预测的 1 : 2也 有一定出入,但整场比赛跌宕起伏、一波三折,两队用五粒精彩的进球给球迷们奉献了一份赏心悦目的大餐。 接下来的 西俄之战 ,激情的斗牛士是否能掀翻凶猛的北极熊,是阿拉贡内斯指挥斗牛士复制 小组赛佳绩,还是希丁克带领北极熊续写神话?本人预计90分钟比赛结果为 1 : 1 ,点球大战俄罗斯获胜。 如上述预测成为现实,那么本届欧洲杯将迎来一场 世界大战 德俄之战 ,已取得历史突破的 俄罗斯队能否循着先辈的足迹,在这片没有硝烟的战场上创造新的奇迹,让我们拭目以待 * * * * * * 北极熊已经被斗牛士放翻 ,净吞三弹。如果说上半场双方都有点迷迷糊糊,那么下半场斗牛士醒来了而北极熊则是在梦游。俄罗斯在心理上、精神上好象先输了,哥萨克式凌厉、剽悍的特点没有打出来。照这个状态,面对作风顽强而技战术精湛的土耳其人,希丁克的办法不多,俄罗斯队看来只能拿第4名了。 德西之间的 冠亚军决赛 , 将是一场技术与战术的经典碰撞,面对攻击犀利、技术细腻、气势正盛、精明凶狠的斗牛士,德国战车能否发挥其空中优势、快速闪击、整体协作和顽强不懈的特点,冲击西班牙的后防软肋,将会决定比赛的走向和金杯的归属。 (2008年6月27日12:50添加) * * * * * * 2008年欧洲杯主题曲 Can You Hear Me! (演唱:Enrique.Iglesias) Can You Hear Me! I remember that I can still feel you Sometimes Im blind but I see you You are here but so far away The times when you wanna.. Im missing you Makes me feel like Im spinning Sometimes you get what you gain Im on a coaster-collision Am not about to give in Cant explain my position or the condition that Im in. Where I am is no limit, no walls, no ceilings No intermission, so let Let the party begin. (Chorus) Hey.. Hey.. Hey all the way DJ let it play. Hey Hey Can You Hear Me? Oooow Hey.. Hey.. Hey all the way DJ let it play. Hey Hey Can You Hear Me? Oooow Can You Hear Me? Can You Hear Me? Can You Hear Me? Can You Hear Me? Oooow Dont you mean that youre my vision I gotta make a decision Do I go, do I stay? (Stay) Youve gotten into my system You are in control of my mental I need to mean for a stay (???) Im on a coaster-collision Am not about to give in Cant explain my position or the condition that Im in. Where I am is no limit, no walls, no ceilings No intermission, so let Let the party begin (Chorus) Hey.. Hey.. Hey all the way DJ let it play. Hey Hey Can You Hear Me? Oooow Hey.. Hey.. Hey all the way DJ let it play. Hey Hey Can You Hear Me? Oooow Oooow Oooow Oooow Oooow Oooow Oooow Can You Hear Me? Can You Hear Me? Can You Hear Me? Can You Hear Me? Can You Hear Me? Hey.. Hey.. Hey all the way DJ let it play. Hey Hey Can You Hear Me? Can You Hear Me? (repeat 5x) Lil Wayne: Enrique, Yea I can This is Mr Morales