免费验尿 把尿撒在树干上（进行观察）。 如果吸引了蚂蚁，血糖就高了（糖尿病）； 如果干得特别快，血钠就高了（肾问题）； 如果有肉的味道，胆固醇高了（脂代谢问题）； 忘记打开裤扣，阿尔茨海默了； 瞄不准树干，帕金森了； 尿在了自己脚上，前列腺肥大了； 闻不到尿的气味，可能是新冠了。 摘自Urimarker群，Li Ka, 2020年10月24日 Urine test for free Go to a tree trunk and take a piss. If it attracts a lot of ants, you have high glucose If it dry too fast, you have high sodium. If it smells like meat, you have high cholesterol. Forgot to open your pants to pee, it is Alzheimer’s. Had trouble aiming at the tree, it is Parkinson’s. If you pee on your feet, it is prostate. Couldn’t smell the pee, it definitely COVID.
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