1。最近听同事讲一个黄色笑话, 听起来不太雅,老美笑的稀里花拉, 我一点没笑。 有一只小猪掉进了农场里的大泥坑,咋折腾都出不来。后来来了一个好看又聪明的chick, 赶紧跑去拿了 农场主的 bimmer 钥匙, 开着 bimmer 用绳子把小猪拉了出来。过了几天,chick自己一不小心也掉掉进了农场里的大泥坑, 赶紧喊救命啊!救命啊! 正在这时,农场里的黑马跑来了, chick 赶紧说: 快去拿 农场主的 bimmer 钥匙, 开着 bimmer 用绳子把我拉出来。 黑马想了一下说:不用了, 我可以救你出来。 说完了就扒在大泥坑上, 从身上射出一根长长的 “拐棍”, chick赶紧牢牢的抓住, 就从大泥坑里救出来了。 然后, 黑马对赶来看热闹的其他 chicks 说, 其实不用 bimmer 去 pick up chicks, 只需要 “根”长一点就成! 2。(这个好笑) On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrolstation in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously one who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello," and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger. "Bloody Hell," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"