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How to eliminate a bottleneck in English journal publication (1)
zuojun 2009-10-15 15:54
I recently learned from a journal editor that 稿件的编辑加工是一个bottleneck. Since I have been involved in journal publication for more than 15 years, first as an author and now as an English editor, I would like to share some views based on my own (limited) experiences. To eliminate such a bottleneck, three steps are required: 1) good scientific writing skill, 2) good English editing assistance, and 3) professional copy-editing service (usually provided by the editorial office of the journal). In U.S., most authors (at least in my field) are able to write research manuscripts on their own (Step one). They generally do not seek English editing services, but some do (Step two). In fact, my current school used to have a part-time editor, paid by the school (so there is no charge for authors who use this service). I am not sure what is available now. As for Step three, it depends on journal. One society called the AMS offers professional copy-editing at no additional charge. In fact, they are hiring another copy-editor right now. Another society called the AGU does not care how poor the English reads, in the title, the abstract, or the main text. Somewhere at its Web site, it states typos are authors responsibility. Its embarrassing, but no one seems to care. Since English journals in China tend to have many contributing authors with little English writing training, my suggestions for Step one are as follows. 1) The journal can provide a list of English editors and companies that have demonstrated their capability in scientific writing and editing in these specific fields covered by the journals scope. I want to recommend Liwenbianji ( 理文 编 辑 ; http://www.liwenbianji.cn/home ), but a managing editor told me some authors were not too satisfied by the outcome. I suspect that it depends; fair enough. 2) The journal contracts a service provider that is willing to offer bulk rate. The cost is charged to the authors, who need such a service, 3) Some journals, including Nature, have their associated but separated editing services, such as the Nature Publishing Group Language Editing ( http://languageediting.nature.com/ ). I think its a good idea. The editorial office can hire a staff to oversee this group, using Ph.D. candidates in the field whose English is already quite good, plus a managing English editor to ensure the quality of the final products. (I know some Chinese students who can write reasonably well, and their skills improve quickly after seeing tracked editing on their own work.) The cost should come from the authors who use this service, which should cover the staff, and provide income for the students and the managing English editor. I was told 99% of authors can afford to pay page charges, but I dont know what percentage can afford this additional service, which can be as high as RMB 0.40/word (or USD 0.06/word). (To be continued.)
个人分类: Scientific Writing|4408 次阅读|3 个评论
To have, or not to have “the” (2): some examples
zuojun 2009-10-14 15:25
The magnitude of the challenge of slowing the rate of biodiversity loss is demonstrated by the fact that most of the direct drivers of biodiversity loss are projected to either remain constant or to increase in the near future. (p. 14 of Ecosystems and Human Well-being: B i o d i v e r s i t y S y n t h e s i s) Better prediction of the impacts of drivers on biodiversity, ecosystem functioning, and ecosystem services, together with improved measures of biodiversity, would aid decision-making at all levels. (p. 16 of Ecosystems and Human Well-being: B i o d i v e r s i t y S y n t h e s i s) Note: These sample sentences are taken from A Report of the Millennium Ecosystem Assessment, which was produced by a group of scientists along with an Extended Writing Team and Review Editors.
个人分类: Scientific Writing|3120 次阅读|0 个评论
To have, or not to have “the” (1)
zuojun 2009-10-13 13:06
Note: please skip these (#s) when you first read this Blog. This is probably one of the (#1) hardest questions for even the (#2) native speakers. To find out the (#3) rules, I once took a paragraph from a manuscript and visited three native speakers: a British researcher, an American professor who writes very well, and a newsletter editor who can turn a research abstract into an article for laymen. So, what were the (#4) answers I received? If there are obvious rules about where to include or not to include the, then these people should hand me the (#5) same answer. Well, to my delight, their answers were all different. So, what can we learn from this little experiment? Do not worry too much about the, if you are a non-native author. There are hard (meaning solid) rules, which you can learn from books. However, the (#6) reviewers are unlikely to reject your manuscript simply because you got the(m) wrong at too many places. Pay attention to the six the-s I marked above, and send me your comments if you think I am wrong, which is possible. Send me your abstract if you want to know how many extra the-s you have put in, and how many you might have missed. Happy Blogging! p.s. Here is a useful rule: Leave it out, whenever you can. This rule can also be applied to anything we write, in English or in Chinese. No need to add any feet to a snake :) (Revised on Oct. 13th, 2009)
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Native Speakers (updated)
zuojun 2009-10-9 08:50
This article is written for you, if you have been told recently by a journal editor that your manuscript needs to be edited by a “native speaker.” You don’t need to read further, if you understand that here a “native speaker” has its specific meaning: it means a native speaker of English who also has some expertise in what you do and CAN write. We are all Chinese. (Ok, some of us are Chinese xxx, with different nationalities.) Most of us speak fluent Chinese, likely with some regional accent. Does that mean we all can write Chinese articles well? The answer is clearly NO. Not only that, a research paper on life science, written in Chinese by a scientist who is a native speaker of Chinese, often reads like Greek to a layman. It’s true that all “normal” British people are native speakers of British English. Most of them, however, cannot help you with your manuscript even if they have Ph.D. degrees. What you need is someone who knows how to write research papers well, preferably someone who has a good publication record in your field. Most importantly, you can learn how to write well yourself, if you are determined to do so! Updates: I became an English editor of a journal whose chief editor had some concerns about hiring me. This Blog helped him to make his decision, and I was hired.
个人分类: Scientific Writing|4172 次阅读|2 个评论
Scientific Writing for Beginners (8): Revise, Revise, Revise
zuojun 2009-10-8 08:06
Follow these steps to refine your figures: Design each figure by highlighting the features you want to share with your readers; Keep only whats necessary (panels, shadings, contours, labels, and writings); Arrange all the figures in a logic way. Test: You should be able to give a 15-min talk using these figures alone. The four goals of an illustration are precise, clear, fluid and familiar. Being Precise: A common mistake is a figure is much more complex than the text. Everything should be as simple as it can be, yet no simpler. --Albert Einstein Being Clear: A good figure has a well-written caption, which begins with a title phrase. Test: A well-written caption should provide enough information to stand alone. Being Fluid and familiar: Match the information in the text with that in the illustration; Use familiar units; Use consistent layout. You may read something like this in a paper: Figure 5 clearly shows (a brief statement). And you look at the figure, and wonder what the heck the authors are referring to Yes, this happens, but make sure it does not happen to your next paper J Do not assume the readers can see through your eyes; describe what you want others to see in words, sentences, and paragraphs if needed. Also see 科技论文的一个关键 by 贾伟 and 任胜利的博客 on 科技论文写作与投稿--PPT Before you submit the manuscript, you should revise it many times . You may feel bored. You may feel you are wasting time. However, revising is the key to strong scientific writing. Follow these steps to refine your manuscript: You need to obtain some distance from the current version. (Go for a long walk, go have a drink) You have to become a good reader, if you want to become a successful reviser. You should solicit criticism of your writing. As for how to revise the manuscript AFTER you have seen reviewers comments, it is a different matter. I hope to discuss this in future. References: The craft of scientific writing by Michael Alley (1987, 1996) Zuojun: This concludes the series. I will write about the English language itself next. Stay tuned.
个人分类: Scientific Writing|4961 次阅读|1 个评论
Scientific Writing for Beginners (7): End Your Paper with a Positive Outlook
热度 1 zuojun 2009-10-8 07:48
Conclusions generally include a list of the key results from the papers middle, a discussion and a future perspective on the work. Do not define abbreviations again; Do not bring in new results or new ideas; Do not end the paper with a negative statement about the work; Avoid being too long (about 5%-10% of the length of the main text). Exception exists. When you need to have a thorough discussion on an issue, consider devoting an independent section (before the concluding one) and write to your hearts content. Back matter includes appendices and a bibliography. An appendix is a good place to show detailed information for a more technical audience. For bibliography , make sure you list relevant publications, the latest as well as the seminal ones. For detailed information on how to write discussion and conclusions, please visit 任胜利的博客 on 科技论文写作与投稿--PPT. References: The craft of scientific writing by Michael Alley (1987, 1996)
个人分类: Scientific Writing|4003 次阅读|3 个评论
Scientific Writing for Beginners (6): Never Let Go of Your Readers
热度 2 zuojun 2009-10-4 06:59
When a reader has come this far, he must be very interested in your work. Now, its up to you to keep his interest alive. You should Choose an appropriate strategy to describe your research; Create sections and subsections to guide your readers. Considering parallelism Example: 3.1 Relationship between currents and surface wind 3.2 Surface temperature and surface wind interactionNote: If we write Interaction between A and B, then it is parallel to the title of section 3.1. Provide transition 1. Transition between sections: Map the sections by using a list at the end of introduction. Smooth the entrances into sections by avoiding three common beginnings, namely an empty beginning, a too general beginning, or a too specific beginning. 2. Transition between paragraphs: Do not waste the first sentence to repeat what is said in the previous paragraph. 3. Transition between sentences: Finish describing one thing before starting another. Do not go back and forth. Provide emphasis You can use repetition, wording, illustration, and placement. Repetition: mentioning a particular result in the abstract, result section, and conclusion. Wording: using dependent clauses and infinitive phrases. because, since, as, although, when to filter out the high-frequency signal Finally, avoid writing Our results here are supported by Smith (1998). Its the other way around: These results support (or confirm) those by Smith (1998). References: The craft of scientific writing by Michael Alley (1987, 1996)
个人分类: Scientific Writing|5141 次阅读|4 个评论
Scientific Writing for Beginners (5): Introduction
热度 1 zuojun 2009-9-27 10:44
Introduction is where the author reviews what has been published by himself as well as by other people on the same (or a closely related) topic. To many people, introduction is the most difficult part of the paper to write. Therefore, one may want to outline it first (including a list of papers to be cited) and write it last (after you finish other parts of your manuscript). An introduction should answer the following questions: What exactly is the study about? Why is the study important? What is needed to understand the (new) work? How will the (new) work be presented? Note: If you need an abbreviation, define it first. (The one defined in the abstract does not count.) It is very important to clearly state which result was obtained by whom and when . As a reviewer and English editor of many journal manuscripts, there is nothing more confusing (and sometimes upsetting) when I cannot tell who did what. Many colleagues I talk to share the same view. So, unless you want to confuse (and even upset) your reviewers and readers, please write explicitly and give credit to yourself as well as to your colleagues where credit is due . Avoid introducing too many new citations after the introduction. So, collect as many citations as appropriate in the introduction, and group them using an outline (to make sure the ideas flow smoothly). Before you start the research project, you should have read all is available on the topic (to avoid repeating what has been done). Since some project may take more than a year or two, you need to do another round of quick literature research before you finalize your manuscript for submission. As a reviewer or English editor, I actually check the reference list to see if there is a lack of new publications. For more information, please visit 任胜利的博客 on 科技论文写作与投稿--PPT References: The craft of scientific writing by Michael Alley (1987, 1996)
个人分类: Scientific Writing|4843 次阅读|1 个评论
What Can You Gain from English Editing?
zuojun 2009-9-26 11:50
This article is written for you, if you have been told recently by a journal editor that your manuscript needs to be edited by a native speaker. If you think you are paying for editing one manuscript, then you are only half correct. Why? Please let me explain. You can read many books about how to write a research paper, but you cannot write well unless you write it yourself, revise it (many times), and have it edited (either by an experienced co-author or colleague, or by an English editor who has a strong science background in a field close to yours). If you wrote the manuscript yourself, you would benefit most (more than your co-authors who did little writing), if you go over the tracked changes carefully. You should feel the manuscript reads more smoothly after being edited, and as a result your ideas and reasoning are better expressed. (If not, then you should try a different English editor next time.) You should try to understand why the editor made each change. If you don't understand why, you should ask the editor to explain it. (If he refuses, then you should try another English editor next time.) In addition, you should share this edited manuscript with your co-authors so they can learn as well. If you have students, let them study the edited manuscript. If you follow my advice, you will get your moneys worth. Zuojun: This is something I have learned from and shared with my clients. When my clients improve their English, I will receive a much better manuscript next time. Then, I can improve the writing further because revising (including editing) is the key to good writing.
个人分类: Scientific Writing|6690 次阅读|1 个评论
Blogging and Public Speaking
zuojun 2009-9-24 16:31
I have never given a true public speech myself; say standing in front of 5,000 people in an anti-Iraq war rally. However, I did have to face 40 undergraduate students (mostly juniors and seniors) in a dimmed classroom many times. Teaching non-major students at U. Hawaii on Global Environmental Change is not an easy task. The experience gained in that classroom helps me to be a serious Blogger, I think. I have two rules for my Blog: one is to do no harm, and the other is to respect my viewers. I see no reason for me to get into a fight with my viewers publicly, though I think public debates are much needed on many issues. I want to write things that may help people in some way, not matter how small, such as learning how to write research papers in English, or recommending a good (either fun or thought-provoking) movie. I try to keep each article short, and I revise it many times before posting it. I think Blogging is like giving a public speech. The counter tells me how many times viewers have stopped by to read (or glance at) a particular article of mine (ok, minus 5 or 10 times since I need to revise it a few times after I have posted it). What you see at my Blog site is what you would hear standing in front of me, except that my English carries some Chinese accent. Happy Blogging!
个人分类: Thoughts of Mine|3704 次阅读|0 个评论
How to Choose English Editing Service for Your Manuscript
zuojun 2009-9-23 14:58
This article is written for you, if you have been told recently by a journal editor that your manuscript needs to be edited by a native speaker. You may ask: Who are you to write such an article? Its true that I have never used any English editing service myself. My background (including my education and publication records) can be easily checked out if you google my full name. In short, I am writing this article as an English editor (freelancer). I intend to offer unbiased views, and welcome your comments in Chinese or English (email: zuojun@zuojunyu.com). I started my own editing company more than two years ago. Naturally, I pay close attention to what is out there in order to stay competitive. When a journal editor mentioned Liwenbianji ( 理文 编 辑; http://www.liwenbianji.cn/home ), I immediately checked it out. I was quite impressed: What Liweibianji offers is exactly what I wanted to or wish to offer! (However, I am a freelancer, and I am happy doing what I have been doing: one client at a time, expanding my business through word of mouth.) What is so impressive about Liwenbianji ( 理文 编 辑 )? It uses established scientists in various fields (including meteorology and oceanography; so there is a bit of competition with my own business). It lists each editors background in both English and Chinese. I strongly recommend you to use its service, if you can identify an editor in your field. To be fair to my other competitors in the editing business, you should also google search scientific editing, and you will find more than one million links out there. For English editing, you get 45 times that! All you need to do is to check out the links on the first two pages, and you will find a few professional companies. Which one to use? I suggest that you follow these steps: 1) Does the company list its editors with their background information (education and other track records)? 2) What is the cost? 3) Does the company accept payment in RMB (if you have difficulty getting USD)? A friend brought to my attention a company that mainly serves Chinese, called PaperTalks.org ( http://papertalks.org/p/e/Default.aspx ). It uses oversea Chinese as its editors (and clients). Each manuscript is edited first by the International Scientist and Expert Team, and then copy-edited by the U.S. Professional Editor Team. I suspect PaperTalks will have more clients than Liwenbianji, because its Chinese editors can reach out to their classmates and colleagues in China through word of mouth. The weakness is some of its Chinese editors are not yet well established in their fields (since some of them are still students or post docs). In the mean time, take advantage of what these companies offer for free. Go to their websites and learn as much as you can! As for me, if your manuscript is not about meteorology, oceanography, or environmental sciences, I dont think I want to get involved, RMB or USD
个人分类: Scientific Writing|8053 次阅读|0 个评论
Scientific Writing for Beginners (4): Title and Abstract
热度 2 zuojun 2009-9-21 05:43
How to choose a strong title? A strong title offers two things: 1) the topic of the research; 2) its unique identity that is different from all other papers in the field. Test: Does it stand out from a computer search, say using Web of Science? How to find a strong title for a paper? Being precise (using the right words and appropriate level of accuracy); Using no more than three or four details; Avoiding being too long; Avoiding unfamiliar abbreviations. The abstract is to help readers to decide whether or not they need to read this paper. When you cannot find a concise title to separate your work from others, you can use the abstract to do so. Rules for using abbreviations in the abstract: Define only those that you will use in the abstract, not those you will use in the main text. For example: The sea-surface temperature (SST) in the eastern Pacific Ocean becomes abnormally warm every 3-5 years, known as the El Nino. The authors use SST data derived by satellite to show another El Nino is on the way. Note that the purpose for defining abbreviations is for speedy writing and reading. Avoid using confusing abbreviations, such as AS (just-in-time definition for Arabian Sea), NC (North China), etc. Just-in-time definition is what I prefer; however, most journals in my fields (oceanography and meteorology) still do not accept just-in-time definition. (Its time for evolution.) For more information, please visit 任胜利的博客 on 科技论文写作与投稿--PPT References: The craft of scientific writing by Michael Alley (1987, 1996)
个人分类: Scientific Writing|5245 次阅读|4 个评论
This I Believe (转载 with comments)
zuojun 2009-9-21 04:33
This I Believe is an international project engaging people in writing and sharing essays describing the core values that guide their daily lives . Over 60,000 of these essays, written by people from all walks of life , are archived here on our website, heard on public radio, chronicled through our books and television programming, and featured in weekly podcasts. The project is based on the popular 1950s radio series of the same name hosted by Edward R. Murrow. Source: This I Believe website. Zuojun: I have really enjoyed listening to many programs on the NPR (National Public Radio), where I first heard about this project. If you want to write an essay and submit it to the project, I will be glad to read it and offer my comments. My email is zuojun@zuojunyu.com.
个人分类: I Love NPR|4736 次阅读|0 个评论
Scientific Writing for Beginners (3): Using an Outline
热度 2 zuojun 2009-9-20 06:30
If you know how to swim, you must have learned it in the water. The same is true for writing. You have to keep on writing in order to learn how to write well. If you are writing a paper of more than 3,000 words, you should consider putting together an outline first. An outline defines the logic flow of your paper. If you add titles for subsection, sub-subsection, and even sub-sub-subsection, you should see a well-paved path. If not, you need to revise it. Then, you can add bits and pieces to where they belong to. You may take out the sub-sub-subsection titles when you are ready to submit the manuscript. Here is an example (for a paper using a numerical ocean model and data assimilation technique): I. Introduction 1.0 Opening paragraph 1.1 Background (review publications) 1.1.1 Observational background 1.1.2 Theoretical background 1.1.3 Modeling background 1.2 Present research II. Methodology 2.1 Data 2.1.1 Atmospheric data 2.1.2 Air-sea flux data 2.1.3 Ocean data 2.1.3.1 Data used for assimilation 2.1.3.2 Data used for validation 2.2 Models 2.2.1 Model basics (equations, etc.) 2.2.2 Forcing field 2.2.3 Basin, resolution, and boundary conditions 2.2.4 Initial conditions 2.2.5 Output sampling and averaging III. Results 3.1 Main run 3.1.1 Mean state 3.1.2 Seasonal variability 3.1.3 Interannual variability 3.2 Sensitivity to winds 3.3 Sensitivity to mixing … IV. Summary and discussion 4.1 Summary 4.2 Discussion 4.2.1 Unresolved issues 4.2.2 Future work Remember: Scientific writing is hard work. Scientific writing is not science. Scientific writing is a craft. It is a skill that must be developed through practice, practice and more practice. References: The craft of scientific writing by Michael Alley (1987, 1996)
个人分类: Scientific Writing|5999 次阅读|10 个评论
Friendly advice for a newcomer who wishes to Blog in English
zuojun 2009-9-19 12:03
How to choose a nice template: Some of the templates under Blog in English are no good, due to the lack of tech support (as I was told). So, pretend that you were going to Blog in Chinese, and go use one of its broadband templates. You may need to manually add hard returns to truncate a sentence sometimes (say for your personal info), otherwise a block in the left column may go out of bound. How to upload a photo for your Blog page: To upload (or replace) a photo of yourself, its better to use Internet Explorer than Mozilla Firefox (as I was told). I guess Bill Gates still has more power over the internet than most of us. The tech support at the sciencenet is quite good, so do contact them for help. Happy Blogging!
个人分类: For New Bloggers|363 次阅读|0 个评论
Scientific Writing for Beginners (2): Preparing Your Figs/Ca
zuojun 2009-9-17 14:02
When you think you have obtained enough new results for a paper, you can do what I did using the following three steps. Step 1: Gathering a set of figures. Design these figures with great care so that they can help you to tell a story; say, using them to give an informal, 25-min talk to a small group. This process itself may take weeks, depending on your project. Since I am an ocean modeler, I may have to add a few numerical experiments to make my story more convincing. You put these figures in the order they would appear in your manuscript. Make sure you keep on revising them, namely, by refining existing ones, adding new ones and taking out some old ones. The goal is to bring out the important features that you want your readers to see in each figure clearly. Step 2: Writing detailed captions. Though a picture may be worth a thousand words, a detailed caption is often needed for a research paper. Some people like to use a detailed caption (for a good reason as discussed next) so detailed that a reader can simply look at the figure and read the caption to understand what the author is trying to convey. Other people may prefer to use a brief caption and leave the detail in the main text, which is fine, too. If you prefer a brief caption, you should still try to write as much as you can about each figure at the initial stage of manuscript preparation. You can always move much of the “caption” to the main text later on. The good thing about this practice is when you are done with figures and captions, half of the paper is written! (You may go to Step 3 now, if you prefer a brief caption.) Why should one give sufficient details in the caption? I am sure that I am not the only scientist who reads a new paper in this order: title and abstract, followed by figures and captions (so detailed captions would benefit readers like me, and I am not alone), and finally the discussion and conclusions. After that, I may or may not read the rest of the paper. (Yes, it’s possible that I may not read beyond the abstract, not necessarily because the paper is poorly written, but because I’m simply not interested in the topic at the time.) Step 3: Giving an informal talk (in English, if you can). Though it may take a lot of time for you to put together a ppt presentation, it is worth it. The preparation process itself forces you to think hard about how to convince your audience (and later on your reviewers when you submit the manuscript) that your results are new and worth publishing. You should keep on thinking about how to tell a good story, to the point that you are able to flip through these slides in your mind. Do talk to yourself (in English, if you can), or to a colleague who is willing to listen. It does not matter if this colleague understands you or not; if he does, that is even better. (Some of my colleagues call this practice, the Janitor's Syndrome. I know this works for me when I am really stuck during my research, and I may suddenly get a new idea if I start to tell a friend about my difficulty, who may not even be a scientist.) Talking requires brain power, and may even stimulate one’s brain unexpectedly! (Revised on April 11, 2016) from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:20090211_thousand_words-01.jpg Go back to: “科学网大学”英文服务中心: 英文写作小贴士 http://blog.sciencenet.cn/home.php?mod=spaceuid=306792do=blogid=432195
个人分类: Scientific Writing|6207 次阅读|1 个评论
Scientific Writing for Beginners (1): Basic Knowledge
热度 1 zuojun 2009-9-14 08:17
English is not my mother tongue. Today, people say to me:”How did you learn to write so well?” I learned basic English in China, where I had the best English teacher of the whole school (Shangdong College of Oceanography, now Ocean University of China) and graduate school (Zhongshan University). Still, I could barely write (or talk) when I came to US in 1986. Now, I can write research papers with confidence, I have clients from Japan and Korea as well as China. If you are a beginner and want to publish research papers in English journals, please follow me chapter by chapter. I will help you so some day you can write research papers in English with confidence. In order to write (English) well, one must read, read and read. If you don’t have time for novels written in English, read publications in English on the topics you are most familiar with. It is other people’s writing you are reading now, but soon the words, phrases and sentences will become your own. This is how you acquire basic knowledge of English for writing. Remember: Rome was not built in one day, nor is one’s ability to write well in English. (Revised on April 11, 2016)
个人分类: Scientific Writing|6732 次阅读|4 个评论
英语,别再跟蚂蚁过不去
chni 2009-6-28 16:35
英语,别再跟蚂蚁过不去了 蚂蚁们把无民恐主义进行到底 也许什么时候中国人不考英语了,或者什么时候英国人不说英语了,蚂蚁就不叫 ANT 了,那该多好啊!其实英国人学说汉语真的也没什么不好的,他们都说汉语了,蚂蚁就幸福了,就没人管蚂蚁叫 ANT 了,就有更多的人都管 ANT 叫蚂蚁了呵呵,蚂蚁们也就没法把无民恐主义进行到底了那该多好啊! 什么?蚂蚁?谁不知道蚂蚁?还问这个问题?就好比爱看电影的人谁不知道华纳兄弟一样,不是没事装无知吗?蚂蚁本来就够大名鼎鼎的了,可是那个讲英语的华纳兄弟就爱搞怪,还是拍了个英语片子,叫《别惹蚂蚁》,得,你别说就这片子还真红了。呵呵,可我就是不明白,英语干嘛非跟蚂蚁过不去不可呢?俺也写个博,也说说别惹蚂蚁,嗯,就说蚂蚁无民恐主义的几个故事吧。 说到蚂蚁,我首先想到与蚂蚁相关的就该是讲英语的英国人了讲英语的英国人可能跟蚂蚁有点什么渊源吧!就连讲英语的美国人马克 吐温都写了一本《辛劳的蚂蚁》,英语歌曲中还有个《老虎和蚂蚁》,可恶的是英语管那么可爱的蚂蚁叫 ANT ,啥意思?呵呵,再首先想到的还是与英国人相关的一位谙熟英语的朋友,我感谢我的这位博友 刘立 一个超级智慧的学者他为我提出了一个表达公式:取 A narchism 之 A , N ationalism 之 N , T errorism 之 T ,再转化为中文,就是: ANTISM (蚂蚁主义)。又首先想到的是我的博友 罗帆 教授的鼓励和齐鲁名士 苗元华 的评论,他们让我再一次考量了这无民恐和这 ANT 。唉,又说到英语了,这英语,你说它干嘛非得把蚂蚁跟无民恐整到一起来?不光让人听着不舒服,让蚂蚁听着也不舒服呀。呵呵,好在现在别看咱中国的学生一个劲儿地学英语,英国的蚂蚁没准还不一定比中国要上大学的学生和要考职称的科技工作者强英国的蚂蚁们还真不一定听得懂英语呢(当然啦,虽然蚂蚁听着也不舒服,但没准 刘立 听着就开心了我真觉得他太懂英语了!)! 其实,蚂蚁是地球上最常见的昆虫之一种。它们多在地下做窝成群住着,数量很多,种类很多。各种蚂蚁都是社会性生活的群体动物,大家都观察到他们组织纪律性极强,成群结队工作,团结协作精神很强,然而,我认真考虑了五分钟这后还真的发现了蚂蚁与无民恐主义关系很大!就是不太知道这个发现能不能上《自然》和《科学》杂志理由有三:其一,蚂蚁还是一种离开了糖就不能活下去的动物,只你肯给它糖,所有的蚂蚁都会不顾一切地蚁涌而至,把它们骨子里的极端 无政府主义 特性表现得淋漓尽致难怪毛主席说领导干部要防止糖衣炮弹动物的生物属性也有很嗜好糖的生物基础;其再一:族群界限分明,大搞极端 民族主义 ,每个群落都是血亲,绝不混杂;其又一:它们至今已经是很古老的物种了,生于恐龙时代,把很多同时期的物种都熬没了,它们却繁荣昌盛得很,子子孙孙无穷尽也,多到遍布全球,简直就是典型的超级 恐怖主义就连它们的基地组织都在全球比比皆是不知道美国政府(他们也讲英语)管不? 。瞧俺这脑子,年轻时学了几天英语,全让英语给搅乎的,把蚂蚁又给整到无民恐主义上来了可恶的英语都快耽误俺说蚂蚁无民恐主义的几个故事这件正事了。 (一)蚂蚁与恐龙为伍的启示:大块头死绝了,小蚂蚁满地球都是。 好早好早的那个年代,大概可以追溯到 1 亿年前吧,它与恐龙为一起活在这个星上。后来吧,恐龙那么大块头,还是绝了种了。蚂蚁那么小,不但没随恐龙去陪葬,而且种类越来越繁多,目前世界上已知的蚂蚁基地组织都发展到约有 9000 种了,还有未知的,有人估计,全部蚂蚁基地组织加起来可能有 12000-15000 种之多恐怖!想想看该有多少恐怖分子了! (二)因为蚂蚁同情弱者吗:霸王不死,哪有刘汉。 中国历史跟蚂蚁也有关,可信不?呵呵,你不信?我也不信。但相传呀,蚂蚁跟刘邦好刘邦只爱吃狗肉《史记》没说他爱喝蚂蚁酒;蚂蚁跟项羽不和项羽只爱喝酒《史记》没说他爱吃狗肉,却说他爱喝酒,可能蚂蚁听长安城里最著名青楼的百家说唱读《史记》听成他爱喝蚂蚁酒了就跟他过不去恐怖了他一把,于是蚂蚁们帮刘邦把霸王整死了。那会儿,楚汉相争水火不容,刘邦的谋士张良这家伙挺向着刘邦那个小流氓的,用饴糖作饵浪费了广西人民多少甘蔗呀,诱使天下蚂蚁闻糖而来,组成了霸王自刎乌江 6 个大糖字,至此,霸王以为蚂蚁受天旨载天意而来:天之亡我,我何渡为可怜一代英雄都是不学英语惹的祸他但凡学了英语就会知道上帝是从严都不干这等勾当的于是他挥剑抹了抹自己的脖子,没觉得多疼就去了换成小流氓刘邦,打死他都不干。你说这群蚂蚁,该干嘛他偏好好不去干该干的事,没事找事却跑去跟楚霸王捣乱也太无政府主义了吧? (三)别拿希特勒唬蚂蚁:纳粹的肉可以当大餐。相传, 第二次世界大战期间,德国名将沙漠之狐隆美尔节节败退,为挽回面子,在激战蒙哥马利元帅率领的英国军队之时,隆美尔派出一支德军精锐部队长途跋涉,迂回非洲原始丛林,直插英军后方,想给讲英语的英国兵背后来一家伙。然而等到预定捣乱时间,隆美尔却没有收到他的爱将希姆如期发出的无线电波惨不?直到好久之后,长着聪明脑子的德国人终于明白了事情的原委:他们的部队,大概是不会讲英语,非洲蚂蚁听不懂德语就气都不打一处来:得,灭此朝食吧,就这么毁灭于非洲黑刺大腭蚁之口拿德国造的大热狗给蚂蚁哥哥当点心了呵呵,都是不讲英语惹的祸。这种蚂蚁大如拇指,通常生活在中北非,每隔两三百年有一次集团性大爆发,数以亿计的蚂蚁聚集成群,浩浩荡荡地朝着一个方向作长途迁徙,疯狂地吞食一切可食之物。天啊,蚂蚁竟然吃掉了一支精锐德军部队 唉,不讲英语,恐怖不? (四)上帝的安排凭什么让蚂蚁来救印第安人?据说, 亚马逊河地势平坦,河神处得到了种随时可以水漫金山的好去处,就爱发大水玩。让地居民深受其苦,苦不堪言,但蚂蚁哥不买账。因为别忘了蚂蚁还能在亚马逊河洪水泛滥之前,通过派出各路蚁马(真的不是各路人马)四处收集情报,集体讨论研究举足表决后作出一致决定:排一字长蛇阵!向安全地方转移!当地印第安人很鬼,他们据此得知洪水要来了,据此得知洪水要淹没的范围,他们因而及时搬迁。蚂蚁,功高盖世!可怜的我,就是没弄明白印第安人讲什么语,咋就跟英语搞混了呢?反正是比德更像英语吧,反正骗蚂蚁哥骗到家了! (五)恩将仇报的印第安人:好了你的刀口忘了蚂蚁的头。 手术用蚁,可怕不?难道说事情的发展总跟达尔文的进化论扯不上多少关系?其实老达子他是会讲英语的呀。印第安人在进货,你他母亲的蚂蚁就不 进化 呀难道说蚂蚁就知道 进货 ?住在南美圭亚那的那些个印第安人竟然敢习惯成自然地用切叶蚁的兵蚁作外科缝合手术。印第安人的具体手法是先让蚁咬合病人的术后伤口,再拿剪刀剪去蚁身,以蚁钳代替猫肠线。这样搞法,残忍啊,恐怖啊,蚂蚁心里很难过,死不眠目唉,还英语没学好惹的祸讲英语的老达子早就说过:进化论比进货论重要,丛林法则是用英语讲的,学好英语适者生存! (六)德国人最无厘头:恶搞蚂蚁腿还当发现新大陆。 他们的逻辑推理能力强那是相当的强做事严谨求实,有一不说一点零,可谁想他们没用在正道上,偏要做做实验验证一下蚂蚁体内竟含有步数计(里程表呗)。于是,来自德国的威特 林格 博士搞出了一个世纪猜想沙漠蚂蚁体内含有步数计(里程表),在出行时蚂蚁们是不是算好步数,然后再一步步数着返回而找到家挺能整的吧?为这么个屁事,威特 林格 博士拿蚂蚁来训练,他把一些蚂蚁腿部末端截掉砍掉剁掉,缩短了蚂蚁的步长。对另一些蚂蚁则在脚部粘上猪毛狗毛胡子茬什么的,增加步长。然后,把两群蚂蚁放到一样远的地方,看看他们怎么返回蚁巢。结果,腿长的蚂蚁由于其步长造成体内步数计不能运作足够次数,走过了家才开始寻找洞穴;而另一群遭截肢的小可怜虫们由于腿短,没走到家就够步数了,于是只走了部分路段就开始寻找洞穴了。科没把蚂蚁气得,嗯,你不讲英语就你的德语呗,难道德语本身都带着个德字还缺德呀!唉不讲英语,就是无知! 呵呵,故事里的事,总也说不完,打住,俺今天没时间要我写要搞项目了,就顺便告诉各位一个小秘密吧,上述小故事中还有一个共性特征,就是这些蚂蚁们的群居,他们都是以族群为圈子跟在网上开博客一个样进行生活和行动,够民族主义了吧。 呵呵,大家看看,英语管蚂蚁叫 ANT ,是不是无民恐主义?老实说,我真觉得这件事并不比天大,再说就是还大点天也塌不下来呀。我所担心的只是,现在和将来,好多好多的人还要说英语,还要说下去,我们想考大学的中学生们考英语也还要考下去,想考职称人的教育科技文化卫生工作者考英语也还要考下去,那么,事情真的就闹大了难道说蚂蚁们还要把无民恐主义进行到底吗?无厘头!
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