"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN..." - I didn't look up the original reference.
 
"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT" - These data are practically meaningless.
 
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS
 
..." - An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.
 
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY" - The other results
didn't make any sense.
 
"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN" - This is the prettiest graph.
 
"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT" - I might get around to this
 
sometime, if pushed and/or funded.
 
"IN MY EXPERIENCE" - Once.
 
"IN CASE AFTER CASE" - Twice.
 
"IN A SERIES OF CASES" - Thrice.
 
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT" - I think.
 
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT" - A couple of others think so, too.
 
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" - Wrong.
 
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS" - Rumor has it.
 
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS
" - A wild guess.
 
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA" - Three pages of notes were obliterate
d when I knocked over a glass of beer.
 
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE
UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS" - I don't understand it.
 
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES" - They don't understand it either
 
.
 
"THANKS ARE DUE TO JOE BLOTZ FOR ASSISTANCE WITH THE EXPERIMENT AND TO CINDY A
DAMS FOR VALUABLE DISCUSSIONS" - Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explaine
 to me what it meant.
 
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY" - A totally useless topic
 
selected by my committee.
 
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS
FIELD" - I quit.