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A homework using complaints

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A Set of Guidelines

(A homework using complaints)

NOTICE

Please read the following guidelines whichare formulated and validated on vote by Graduates Dormitory Self-governing Association.Feel free to contact us (at house of #101 in building 9A) from 8:00pm to10:00pm if you have any questions.

1. Please don't practice Crazy English ataisle or in hall of the dormitory building in early morning.

2. Can anyone like being condemned on? Pleaseflush toilet after dejection.

3. Can you keep quiet and unskillfully singingno songs at corridor after 11:00pm?

4. Could you don't make big bang when youare using the water closet in the early morning because the majority is stillin sleep?

5. Could you ventilate your room everymorning to prevent you from avian influenza?

6. Would you be considerate to apply foronly one set of elevator to save other elevators less they are delayed forstopping to pick you up but you have gone away by riding another elevator whichhas arrived at you previously.

7. Would you classify your garbage beforethey are discarded because some kinds of garbage can be recycled.

8. Would you mind keeping meals outdormitory less their remnants attracting cockroach into dormitory to inhabit.

9. Would you mind discharging your sputumor phlegm into duct of sewage instead discharging onto the planes in sink lessit will stick onto planes for a long time.

10. Would you mind not discarding trash andgarbage in the hall of dormitory when you are waiting for elevator?




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